Girl Treats

Girl Treats

The following is a public service announcement for men everywhere. 

When your girl asks you to bring her home a treat because she is suffering from:

  • A bad day
  • Her lady time
  • Manic depression

She means you should bring her any of the following:

  • A Dairy Queen hot fudge sundae
  • Nachos
  • Pies (plural)
  • Jewellery

She does not mean:

  • An apple
  • A low fat veggie fruit bar
  • The gift of just you

Thank you.