Girl Treats
The following is a public service announcement for men everywhere.
When your girl asks you to bring her home a treat because she is suffering from:
- A bad day
- Her lady time
- Manic depression
She means you should bring her any of the following:
- A Dairy Queen hot fudge sundae
- Nachos
- Pies (plural)
- Jewellery
She does not mean:
- An apple
- A low fat veggie fruit bar
- The gift of just you
Thank you.
